Absolute massage in Bangkok report

Absolute massage is a small shop located in the Sukhumvit 22 cluster, you might as well call this lovely street massage street because this area is packed with such lovely establishments. 

The owner is the same of Absolute is the same as Kiss massage, Bangkok Bunny Massage, Thai Candy Massage, and several other massage joints in the area. So It’s also safe to say that many of the girls from Absolute could be multi-employed at the other shops.

IMO this owner does an OK job because they have very comprehensive price menus and a decent quality of girls. Unlike many other oil massage shops which are kind of shady with the pricing. Absolute massage has a very easy to understand pricing list and even detail the happy-endings to receive. I love this unusual straightforward approach.

Another thing that stands out from this massage shop, is that they have male masseuses listed. And they even provide a happy ending option for girls, couples, or 2 girls-massage. Not bad. So might be actually one of the very places who openly advertise to give happy ending massages for girls in Bangkok.

My report on Absolute massage

I arrived at absolute on foot from the Phrom Phong BTS station at late afternoon. The mamasan greeted me and showed me the menu options. Shortly after I was checking the girls already.

There were a couple of other customers in the shop at the same time as me, so they did a lineup for all of us. Around 7 girls and it just took me a couple seconds to decide, I picked what I thought it was the best looking from the bunch, picked 30 minutes option full-service for 1600 and headed for the room.

I choose 30 minutes only because they offer such quickies. Usually, I have enough with just 1 hour and I reckon I can even do the same in a mere 30 minutes.

Vip room at absolute massage.

The girl I did choose was a slightly chubby girl from Surin. Nothing out of the ordinary for this kind of shops, but in my humble opinion she was the best choice available no doubt. Plus she smiled at me, at that usually is a good sign.

I was tempted to do the Lingam or the Nuru options, as I am into trying new things, but I didn’t as I usually limit myself to try such things with girls I know deliver good performance.

Anyhow. In my 30-minute session, I did let the girl take the initiative as I didn’t want anything special. The back massage lasted 5 minutes, she saw I had a massive boner so she put a condom on me and did ride me furiously for 15 minutes give or take. She did put a good effort in to make me cum in the allotted 30-minute window, and in fact, it was obvious she was trying to make me cum as fast as possible.

But that’s expected, and all in all, I had no complaints.


No complaints really. Been happy with the service and the price. Would not have a problem returning here, but the choice and competence around is endless. 🙂

  • Operation: Sofa.
  • Hours: From 11 am until 12 am.
  • Adress: 265/4 Sukhumvit Soi 22.
  • Quantity of girls: Average.
  • Quality of girls: Average.
  • Websiteabsolutemassagebangkok.com. This website is modern and fast and is a pleasure to browse it. But it lacks a bit when it comes to girls pictures.
  • The good: The management is good, good pricing table, cheap.
  • The bad: Haven’t seen so many cute girls here, or I was unlucky.

Absolute pricing list. With happy ending type include. Now, that's what I call descriptive.

Absolute pricing list. With happy ending type include. Now, that’s what I call descriptive.





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