BKK48 massage parlor review

Bkk48 is a good massage parlor located in Sukhumvit 22. That might be a bit confusing numbering right there. But it hit me that the name might be related to the Japanese group of AKB48, hence BKK48. It made even more sense when we think this massage place is aimed towards Japanese clientele.

bkk48

It was also a tricky place to find. From Phrom Phong BTS you will need to take exit 6 and head to Shukumvit 22 or check this map provided by this shop here. Or, check the video I include at the end of the post for further directions.

The place is located in an alley close to Imperial Queen’s Park Hotel, in a cluster also famous for the concentration of happy ending massages.

My experience on BKK48

I have visited BKK48 a total of 2 times including my last time this last week, and I can vouch that the quality of the girls in this place is good. The shop looks like a very small shop from outside but it’s actually a middle-sized oil massage parlor.

BKK48 MASSAGE GIRL BANGKOK
Cute girls. All I ask for.

Upon entering the shop a nice looking mamasan greeted me and explained to me the operation and prices. I was tempted to ask the mamasan If I could actually choose her, but I didn’t because I didn’t want to make angry the wrong person. So anyway, I waited for the lineup.

I was presented with about 6 girls that looked really solid. A couple 5’s, but I would give the other four girls 6 to 8 points. Not bad. Even more, when the mamasan pointed to me that BKK48 has about 2 dozen girls working on their payroll. Not bad at all.

I did choose a very brown skinned slender beauty and choose a 1,5-hour service. And I also did chose a nurse cosplay. Yeah, yeah, I know, I have a thing for nurses. Total damage amounted to 2500THB. Average price for this joints.

The girl was super nice, and the rooms were much cleaner than what I expected. She helped me with the shower, and she dressed in the nurse attire afterward. She was too skinny for the costume to be much sexy tbh but still, it was a decent touch. She did the full service, and a blowjob bareback with the right attitude.

Also, if you guys need a place to stay in this lovely area of Asok I do recommend Citrus Sukhumvit 22. Good also if you guys want to use outcall as this hotel doesn’t have joiner fees.

Now that's a Donut I want to eat. Yep, her name is Donut.
Now that’s a Donut I want to eat. Yep, her name is Donut.
Ja from BKK48 massage parlor.
Ja from BKK48 massage parlor.

BKK 48 VERDICT

I was happy overall. BKK48 is a place worth returning to. But with so much choice in the neighborhood, I always end up forgetting. 😀

I think the girl provided a decent GF experience without going into kissing and all that jazz. But I don’t demand kisses either. I never kiss or cunningulus Thai whores, period, but to each it’s own.

Pricing bracket:

  • 1 hour: 2200 THB
  • 1,5 hours: 2300 THB
  • 2 hours: 2400 THB
  • Balls massage/vibrator: +300 THB
  • Cosplay: +200 THB
  • Outcall: 3000THB/2hours.
  • Operation: Sofa lineup.
  • Quantity of girls: Sufficient.
  • Quality of girls: Quite high.
  • BKK48 websitehttp://bkk48.x.fc2.com/ Dismal and seriously bad website. Some features don’t work like the pictures, and it needs maintenance. But at least it contains the basic information in both English and Japanese tho.
  • The good: Solid and respectable establishment.
  • The bad: Confusing name, might be hard to find.

Poseidon complex Bangkok 2018 report

Poseidon is a large bath house located between Sutthisan MRT and Huai Khwang MRT, not far from Ratchada. Now when I say big I mean 5-star hotel chain big, a huge building for it. And when I say bathhouse I mean the Asian meaning for the bathhouse, which means, “large whorehouse”.

You won’t get a good massage here my friends, but you will leave happy. 

The place itself is an entertainment complex for the gentleman who knows what they want. The place has a Karaoke, a restaurant, and 2 different whore shops. One upscale and a fishbowl. The place is aimed towards Thai and Asian upscale customers but of course, greed is blind and they will allow inside anyone with cash.

The place is famous for the supposed Thai Penthouse models they have. To be honest, I saw the models lineup and I was largely unimpressed, but more on this later.

My report on Poseidon complex

My last visit to Poseidon was in early 2018. That day I did meet with a group of 3 old Korean friends who have been working in Bangkok for quite a while. We had dinner in a Korean restaurant at the T21 mall. Drank a few bottles of beer + Soju, and we decided to round up the night by unloading at Poseidon. A respectable plan.

We took a taxi and arrived really quickly since T21 is not too far from Poseidon.

Now I’m gonna say this: Poseidon has a surcharge fee of 500THB (fishbowl), or 1000THB (models) for foreigners. This gave me an extremely bitter feeling altogether. This surcharge is plain ridiculous, as any other surcharge applied to Farangs in this country. Can you guys imagine the vice-versa, if there was a surcharge to Thais in any Bangkok business? just unthinkable. 

Sure, I can afford to pay it, but this unfriendly move will undoubtedly 100% deter me from becoming a regular customer here.

Second tip. From the 1st floor, you can take an elevator that goes directly to the 3rd floor (Where the model and penthouse girls are located.), or go directly to the fishbowl located in the 2nd floor has the proper fishbowl.

So I and my affluent friends know what’s good and we headed straight to the Penthouse to see what’s the haps. We saw about 8 girls nicely dressed, and two of my friends picked a girl right away while my last friend and I agreed to go check the fishbowl first.

Now don’t get me wrong, the model tier girls were attractive and all. But I didn’t see what was the big buzz. Plus I was going to get overcharged for being a farang, so I decided to downgrade myself and go downstairs.

Once in the 2nd-floor fishbowl, I was attended by a nice papasan who explained to me in a decent and loud English what were the prices, the girls, gave me recommendations, and called me handsome. Yes, I know he on commission so I know his motivations.

This is how one of the rooms looks like @ Poseidon complex. The round bed says it all.
This is how one of the rooms looks like @ Poseidon complex. The round bed truly says it all.

I spotted a brown-skinned super slender girl who belonged to the most expensive tier. She was unusually tall and so I asked my new Papasan friend if she was a ladyboy. He laughed and said no. And so we closed the deal. You see, calling me handsome paid off after all.

2500 baht + for 1,5 hours plus 500 farang surcharge.

The girl claimed to be from Bangkok and to have worked in Poseidon for half a year. She did a solid job in a room that was very neat. Poseidon complex has really nice rooms and I believe some of the rooms can be more luxurious if you pay for them.

After 2 hours of lewd fun, I rejoined again with my pals who still had the energy to head to the Karaoke rooms to round up a lovely night. Yep. No kidding, god damn Karaoke.

VERDICT ABOUT POSEIDON COMPLEX

Poseidon is a place aimed to those with spending power. The many different levels of prices aim to cater to those who can put down the cash.

  • Operation#1: 1 sofa lineup with upper tier models. The famous penthouse models everybody was talking about.
  • Operation#2: Fishbowl on the 2nd floor.
  • Quantity: Around 20 on the bowl, around 8 in the model’s section.
  • Quality: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder but yeah, not bad quality.
  • Pricing: See table below.
  • The complex has a restaurant and Karaoke.
  • Website: www.poseidon2000.com Website is Okayish but doesn’t work so well. However it has a Thai, Korean and Japanese version. But they don’t display pictures of the girls.
  • The good: Soapy’s are legendary and a must try at least once. Sometimes the girls at the soappy upper price tiers are stunning.
  • The bad: A F$&@ surcharge.
POSEIDON COMPLEX BANGKOK PRICES

Venus Showcase (2nd Floor) (2 hours)
No. xxx = 2000 baht
No. 3xx = 2200 baht
No. Vxx = 2500 baht
Foreign customer + 500 baht

Modeling Lobby (3rd Floor) (1,5 hours)
No. Pxx = 2,900 baht
No. Qxx = 3,500 baht
No. Sxxx = 4,500 baht
No. Txx = 5,500 baht
Foreign customer + 100 baht

The room is included. They have special rooms too for those with $$$.

And this is how Poseidon looks from the outside. Biggest whore house in the world?. I don’t know, but probably up there.


A very simple video that displays the exteriors of Poseidon building.

Dream Heaven massage Bangkok review

Dream heaven massage is a very well known Bangkok oily massage joint which has 2 shops actually. One in Soi 33 and another in Soi 26. My favorite being the one in Soi 26 (Soi Airi), because it’s located very near to other popular massage joints that I usually go to such as 101 premier massageDream heaven

Popular for Japanese gentleman too. In fact, I believe I never been in the Soi 33 shop, but I have been over 5 times in the shop located at Soi Airi.

My last experience in Dream Heaven

The last time I been here was about 5 months ago and I visited the shop very early just after lunch. Only 4 girls showed up in the lineup at this time and 3 of them were rather not good looking. So I choose the only one who was actually cute and young.

In past years I have been offered lineups with way more girls. So I assumed that I visited at a bad time probably too early. This feeling got reinforced when the young girl I picked was a bit disgruntled that I choose her.

The shower and room was OK, fairly decent and clean but the girl was a bit moody and so she indicated me that I could begin shower and she would be back. And so, I showered alone while the girl was actually out of the room. Then I waited on the bed with little hopes. 

The girl returned, and so she showered by herself in like 3 minutes. She hop in to the bed to begin the massage. I tried to make some small talk to light off the mood, but it was equally awkward. Anyways, after a little crappy massage, I pointed her that it was enough and I asked her to boom boom, and so we did for like 15 minutes. She had a nice body so at least I enjoyed this part to a good extent.

After Jizzing we showered together again in a more awkward silence. I left without tipping after 40 minutes total. Yes, I paid for 60 minutes, but believe me. Once you have been “served” already, there’s not much left to do.

DREAM MASSAGE VERDICT

The girl was tight and that I enjoyed despite the zero GF experience. Regardless of this, Dream massage is a very decent massage place that served me very well in the past. This parlor is not overly expensive too and they regularly have available cuties .

Also, by checking dream massage website I noticed that the shop in Soi 26 has 14 girls. And the shop in Soi 33 around 22 girls. But they also have more girls not listed on the menu.

  • Operation: Sofa lineup
  • Price: 2100THB – 60 Minutes. Other options available.
  • Soi 26 and 33 both have shops.
  • 2 girls massage at the same time possible. But no sex on this option unless negotiated beforehand. Just bbbj.
  • Website: good and updated. http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com
  • The good: Cheap and reliable place.
  • The bad: More quantity of girls would be nice, also the girls lie about their age in the website. This I knew from past years too. Nothing major, also done by other shops.
dream-heaven
Better check the Dream heaven website for actual prices.
dream-heaven
Decent room. All things considered. Better than most.

101 premier massage Bangkok Review

101 premier massage is one of my favorite oily massage parlors in Bangkok. And is 101 premier massage bangkokone of the places I do regularly visit at least 1 time a year. My other 3 favorite oily places that regularly visit are EZ, Angel, and dream massage.

Now, 101 is located in Sukhumvit 26 beside Sukhumvit 24/1, which is a very famous corner filled with massage parlors, extremely popular with Asian customers, also because many of this business is oriented indeed towards Japanese customers. But that adds fun to the experience and I love this little street with passion.

I have visited 101 premier massage every year since 2014 several times and I always felt satisfied with the quality.

My last visit to 101 premier massage

The first thing to point out is that 101 has a very useful website. So I usually first just go through their website and sort of make my mind before going to the place.

Now, as I said, I love Sukhumvit 24, so many good joints in here. Coming here feels familiar. The street looks seedy as hell but is actually very safe.

Once there, and after I enter 101, I am always presented with a photo book filled with pictures to choose from. This has not changed and the big book has been the operation of 101 for many years and so, I was not surprised that in 2018 they are still doing this photobook thing. So just go with the flow and pick by a photo.

I actually never bothered asking the mamasan for a lineup because I know what she would say. But anyways, picking by the photo it is. That is risky because the photos are photoshopped heavily, and something else that I noticed is that many of the girls were busy. The good thing about the book is that I can take my time picking as I feel no pressure whatsoever.

What the actual room at 101 premier massage looks like.

I think one of the reasons they might use the catalog is because the place is oriented toward Japanese and Koreans. So they operate a little different.

The other reason is that the place is very popular. And so there is a fair deal of customers coming and going. Doing lineups might not be that convenient.

Now, I picked a girl named Amm, who I thought was fairly young, not so short, and cute. Upon meeting the girl in person I was glad and relieved that she looked 80% like the photo. And she was cute. So the risky move paid off. :p

After I picked my Thai cutie, I indicated that I wanted the Jacuzzi option which included 90 minutes. I reckon a shower room and 1 hour is perfectly fine too.

1 hour is more than enough. In fact, that is the setup I recommend, save your coins for a next visit.

The rooms are fairly clean but not luxurious at all. They have in fact very little decoration and they are very simple to merely serve the purpose with cleanliness, and that’s fine.

Once in the room, the girl did a very solid job and she was very professional. Everything felt kind of mechanic, but afterward, we spent a lot of time talking and she relaxed, in which I discovered that she was quite charming and that her English was fairly good. She even claimed to be able to speak Japanese, which didn’t surprise me.

VERDICT

The experience was very good and I enjoyed it as I always do here. The price is fair, the rooms are small but I don’t expect otherwise. They have many girls available but often many of those are busy. Many of the girls are beautiful and they also have a good rotation, because every year that I go there, they have a decent amount of new girls.

I visit 101 premier massage every year and I never been let down. Their website works wonderfully to plan a visit in advance because they have plenty of updated pictures.

  • Operation: Pick by catalog.
  • Price: 1 hour 2300, or 1.5 hour Jacuzzi room 2500. More options available.
  • 101 is a very popular parlor and so many of the girls are already chosen. Plan in advance, they open from 11 am to 12 pm.
  • Website: http://www.101premiermassage.com/en/. One of the best websites of all the oily places. Useful and updated.
  • Outcall possible.
  • The best: Very reputable massage place operating in Shukumvit for many years. Good prices, good girls.
  • The bad: Choosing a girl by a picture is perhaps not ideal. The place is popular that sometimes I feel only the leftovers are available.

Review on Addict Massage parlor Bangkok

Addict Massage is an oily massage parlor located in Sukhumvit Soi 24 besides the very famous EZ Massage one, in a busy cluster populated with many other massage joints known by many. Located beside the EMPORIUM mall.

Yaya from Addict massage

I have been exploring this side of Sukhumvit recently, which is also one my favorites, trying new shops and revisiting old ones.

In addict massage, I was quoted a whopping 3200 bath for 90 minutes of service. This made me initially want to leave. But I stayed to look at the lineup.

And thank god I did. Usually, in most lineups, I only notice one or two girls to catch my attention. But in here I noticed as many as 3 or 4 girls raise my eyebrow (nothing else, yet).

Worth mentioning too that hypothetically if none of the girls would catch your interest you guys can leave too. Politely stating a mild excuse, Ie: that you might come back later. Remember that this is Thailand and politeness matter. Indeed you can leave at any time, but the mamasan might get pissed too. Pissed off with a big smile that is.

Champagne
Champagne.

Anyways, with the lovely lineup I was presented I immediately picked up a dark-skinned cutie, shortie but with a pretty face and with a great body.

Her English was incredibly limited and that affected the whole session, but still, it was great fun.

We went upstairs and the rooms are more decent and cleaner than those in other places. But nothing out of the ordinary. I played with the girl in the jacuzzi and so on. The girl was super friendly and she cared that I enjoyed. She smiled a lot more out of shyness that anything else. But that naivety was refreshing.

 

VERDICT ON ADDICT MASSAGE

Overall it was a great experience. The only thing I didn’t fully like was to pay upfront. Not sure why they would adopt this policy but other joints are doing this too. Overall:

  • Operation: Lineup in a sofa.
  • Price: 3200 per 90min.
  • Quantity of girls: They claim to have 80+ girls. I saw a dozen or more.
  • Girls have uniforms which is great.
  • Renovated rooms better than many, but nothing spectacular.
  • Quality of girls: Decent ranging to good.
  • Address: 1/13-14 Sukhumvit Soi 2
  • Website: http://www.addictmassagebkk.com/ Website is so-so, but contains some necessary information.
  • The bad: Payment up front. The website has not been updated in ages.
  • The good: Large staff. Worth a visit
BOOM From addict massage.
“Boom” From addict massage. I like the name choice.
Pond from addict. Just!. Kickass!.
Pond from addict. Just!. Look at that. Kickass!.

Chiang Mai nightlife and girls guide updated 2018

Chiang Mai is the most important city of the North of Thailand, a cultural hub, the 2nd city of Thailand when it comes to population and perhaps the 4th ranked in importance when it comes to nightlife.

No doubt Chiang Mai nightlife is quieter than Bangkok and Pattaya because is a much smaller city, but that also might be a good thing for some.

Chiang Mai girl

Contents

1. Girly Bars in Chiang Mai

There are 4 areas for girly bars in Chiang Mai:

  1. Loi Kroh Road. Plenty of places, poor quality of girls.
  2. Chiang Mai Entertainment Complex. Over 25 girly bars in here, a little better on quality.
  3. Chiang Mai Old Town. Some great spots in here, Zoe in Yellow pub has really cute girls. And the booze is cheap too.
  4. Chiang Mai Night Bazaar. Must-place place, but don’t stay for the girls. 😉

The best time to hit the girly bars is from 8 to 10 pm onwards. Just a little bit late in the evening.

The setup in this kind of places is the usual.

A customer walks in, orders a beer. A lady will approach and ask the same recycled questions they ask every customer:

  • Where you come from?.
  • What is your name?.
  • How old are you?.

Etc, they might invite you to play pool. Or ask you for a lady drink at some point. If things go smoothly for you, after a few drinks, you can offer to bar fine the girl:

  • 500 or so for the barfine.
  • 1000 Baht short time.
  • 2000-3000 long time.

Pricing might vary, and they might ask for more. Barter down a little won’t be seen with bad eyes. Negotiate the price, guys.

2. Go Go Bars in Chiang Mai

Yes, my good man. Chiang Mai is not only temples. They rock some Go-Go bars too. This is some of the most well-known Go Go bars in Chiang Mai:

Foxy Lady

Foxy is the best Go Go establishment in Chiang Mai and the one I would check first. Located not far from the Night Bazaar.

FOXY LADY CHIANG MAI
Foxy Lady Chiang Mai

This strip club has really sexy girls on stage, drop dead slender gorgeous cuties. They also rock the dance-floor very furiously, man, they can move fast. The place is really comfy and one can admire the dance show with comfort.

  • Happy hour: 9 pm, 99 Baht beers.
  • Lady drinks: 130 Baht, 140 Baht for tequila.
  • Bar fine: 600 Baht and girls ask for
  • Short time: 2000 Baht for short time. (negotiable).

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Spotlight A Go Go

Spotlight A Go Go don’t have so many hot girls as Foxy Lady and the place looks very different because the stage is a tad small too and they don’t dance as good.

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Those who are not happy with Foxy lady will not be very pleased with this place. But it doesn’t hurt to try.

  • Beer: 95 Baht.
  • Lady drinks: 120 Baht / 135 Baht for tequila.
  • Bar fine: 700 Baht.
  • Short time: 1500 to 2000 Baht.

Sugar Beat

Sugar Beat is a Thai style coyote Go Go club. The spin is that they have a stage for the live band playing Thai songs. And some sexy dancers too.

Sugar beat Go Go Chiang Mai.
Sugar beat Go Go Chiang Mai.

This Go Go has comfortable couches and decent girls. The day I visited I arrived a tad too early just after the opening time and the place was so dead. So much that I left and came back later in the evening, and there was more action going on.

  • Beer 100 baht.
  • Lady drinks 150 baht.
  • There is a charge for girls sitting with you of 200 Baht per 30 minutes.

3. Night Clubbing in Chiang Mai

Zoe in Yellow

Zoe is the best nightclub Chiang Mai and the best place to have fun regardless of that if you are looking for naughty nighlife or not.

Is an extremely popular club and gets packed to boot every single night, with foreigners of all types, local and foreigner girls.

Zoe in Yellow Chiang Mai
Zoe in Yellow, Chiang Mai

The main action happens at the outdoor bar and dance floor, but they also got indoor.

I think this place is popular because there are many people coming here and the drinks are cheap. Or is it packed because the drinks are cheap?. I think both. 🙂

  • Buckets: 300 baht
  • Cocktails: 140 baht
  • Beers: 70 baht

They close at midnight and it’s the place to be.

The other venues struggle to have the business half-full, but Zoe manages to get full at 10 pm or 11 pm. And people start partying outside when can’t get inside. Seriously hilarious.

Zoe in Yellow, This was their 8th Anniversary party.
Zoe in Yellow, This was their 8th Anniversary party.

Spicy Club

Spicy Club has a very similar theme as Zoe does. And in fact, many of Zoe In yellow customers are the same that go to Spicy when Zoe closes.

By the time Zoe in Yellow closes at midnight, many of the young people from Zoe’s head to Spicy that open until 6a6 am

A lot of Farangs and a lot of Thai girls as well.

  • Beers around 100 Baht.


This video shows some scenes of Spicy club and Zoe in yellow too.

4. Thai Style Night Clubs

Apart from Zoe and Spicy, there are other Thai styled Night Clubs available. But bear in mind that this is the kind of places where one would go with a group of friends, or as a girlfriend. Picking a table and purchasing some drinks like a bottle of whiskey. Chiang mai girls

Chill at your table, and listen to the live music playing Thai hits. Some popular places are:

  • Warm Up Cafe
  • Hotshot Pornping
  • Bubble

The Thai clubs in Chiang are fun, however, consider that the girls won’t make moves on you like the other girls in Zoe or Spicy club do.

I recommend the Warm up cafe. In fact, is a very well-known sport to party in Chiang Mai. Located in Nimmanhaemin Road is one of the city’s biggest clubs.

9 out of 10 Chiang Mai locals would recommend this joint. They even have a laid-back terrace where I did sit to chill.

The bands play Thai pop, and the DJ usually plays dance music in between sets and until close or heavy-bass. One of the best joints worth the visit.

Warm up cafe
The Warm-up cafe in Chiang Mai.

5. Soapy Massage Parlors in Chiang Mai

If you want to go straight to the point and bars are not your thing. Chiang Mai has a few soappy options.

Sayuri

Well, Sayuri is regarded as one of the biggest and best soapy joints in Chiang Mai.

But when I arrived there, the place was confusing as I could not figure where the fishbowl was. I started climbing the wrong stairs inside the building and got lost inside there. I freaked out just a little bit but luckily realized my error soon enough. Went back without bumping with anyone and finally found the bar which has the fishbowl crystal.

Inside there, nobody noticed me. Nobody greeted me, nobody offered me drinks. So anyway, I did sit down and stared at the girls behind the glass for 45 minutes. I didn’t like any of the out-of-shape or ugly girls so I just stand up and left. Without even crossing words with anyone. LOL.

  • Prices for drinks: No idea.
  • Prices for girls: 1000-2000 for 1,5 Hours.
Sayuri line up.
Sayuri bowl. You look from afar and behind a glass.

Ping Payom

Ping Payom has a similar setup as Sayuri, and this place is located adjacent to the Ping Payom Hotel.

I paid 100 for a beer that I barely touched because I only spent a grand total of 4 minutes to decide right away for a fair skin solid 7 Thai girl that I picked up right away.

  • Total damage: 1800-2500 THB.

Celeb @CNX

Celeb is a new place with modern facilities. And that is very good. The second very good thing is that Celeb is located not far from the Night Bazaar, so that makes transportation convenient.

Celeb fish bowl on a random day.
Celeb fishbowl on a random day.

The girl selection was fine, but those who are used to Bangkok quality might get picky. And I should know because I was picky myself, and one should realize that finding Penthouse tier models in Chiang Mai is gonna be hard.

Settle for what you can or jack off in the shower, is that simple.

Price: 1400 to 1,800 Baht. Based on looks, like anywhere else.

Pandora

Pandora is relatively far away beside the railway station (check map below). So having a plan for transportation is recommended.

The place itself is a huge white building with a Greek theme, and that helps to find the place. But after I entered the place I wish I didn’t find the place because the girl selection was dismal.

If someone got lucky finding hot chicks in here please let me know, because I failed miserably.

  • Price: 1500-1800 to have an all-inclusive happy ending experience.

There is another joint north of Chiang Mai University, named “Chiang Mai Massage Parlour”, I haven’t been there myself but punters don’t talk great things about it.

There might be other soappy in town, but that’s part of the fun: exploring.

6. Happy ending massage in “normal” massage joints

“Normal massage” shops are those who are basically legit shops who would serve anyone, and most often than not they provide good decent relaxing massages.

The spin is that the employees of this shops also know the demands of the male customers, so they might a “happy ending” handjob or blowjob even. chiang-mai-narakmassageshop

To get one happy ending job one would ask for an oily massage. Thai massage does not (usually) include handjobs, my friends. Once the oily massage began, they will offer it asking the customer. Especially if the customer looks the part. But sometimes the girls might be too shy to talk to the farang.

The prices for such happy endings in Chiang Mai are as follows:

  • Hand Jobs: 500+ Baht
  • Blow Jobs: 800+ Baht
  • Short time sex: Not provided and don’t ask for it. Unless offered, which would be rare.

These small massage shops are scattered all around Chiang Mai. for example in Loi Kroh Road.

The situation is interesting, as there is some growing sexual tension going on as the message happens. Until she finally offers you to give you a handjob and she mentions how much the tip will be, which is pretty hot.

Mind that the tip is paid after you cum directly to the girl. Then when you go downstairs, you pay the original massage price at the cashier who might be another girl.

In my opinion, the girls on this joints don’t look all that good. I would stick to the soappy parlors or bars to look for the more pretty girls.


A map of the happy ending joints in Chiang Mai.

7. Karaoke entertainment in Chiang Mai?

The problem with Karaokes is that they aim for the Thai crowd, some might be honest but as a rule, they don’t want you there and they will scam you the most money they can. Sometimes very blatantly as they know you are a tourist and won’t be back or cause any major trouble for them. The reward is too big.

Karaoke places with sexy girls also exist in Chang Mai, but the amount of scams and overcharges these places pull is scary.

I recommend to stay away from those unless you know exactly what you are doing and are a local Chiang Mai resident, or either speak Thai, or you are visiting with Thai locals. You might end up overcharged badly.

There is a lot of good choices. Stick to the most well-known places and keep safe.

8. Good Hotels to stay in Chiang Mai

  1. Banthai Village Hotel. ☆☆☆☆.1600฿
  2. Amora Tapae Hotel. ☆☆☆☆ 1000฿
  3. Chala Number 6. ☆☆☆☆☆ 8000฿
  4. De Naga Hotel Chang Mai. ☆☆☆☆ 2300฿
  5. Le Canal Boutique House. ☆☆☆ 800฿

9. Chiang Mai nightlife map

10. In conclusion

Yes, Chiang Mai doesn’t offer as much nightlife as Bangkok or Pattaya. We heard that many times and it’s true.

But put it this way: the Bangkok population is 65 times the population of Chiang Mai, (8,22 million compared to Chiang Mai’s 120K population). Of course, there are more options in Bangkok.

Therefore I consider that for a small size like Chiang Mai the nightlife entertainment offer is really numerous.

In short, Chiang Mai is lovely, fun, quiet, the food is great and the place is safe. I can’t ask for more.

Stephen leather’s private dancer Book in pdf

The author Stephen Leather gives permission to distribute and download this e-book free so here we are. But I should point that the book is for sale too. A recommended purchase.

PrivateDancer-StephenLeather.pdf Download here

This PDF is the version with an Epilogue.

I share it mainly because I enjoyed the book and the insight is tremendous. A great compilation of learnings and food for thought.

Worth reading. The author claims that the characters are fictional but the stories are true.

What is the private dancer book about:

Relates the stories of various foreigners who live in Bangkok long-time, expats, or sexpats if you will.

They live in Bangkok basically for the abundance of prostitutes and the nightlife. Their life turns around the Thai hookers, and at the same time, they begin to disregard their well-being and their financial matters. The get caught in the game, basically.

The book is interesting because it also presents the story from the Thai point of view, and the Thai bar girls point of view. Which gives a tremendous hindsight and is very interesting.

What made me raise an eyebrow:

The book offers a very dark and grim vision about Thailand but I guess that’s expected. The story should have drama and something interesting to talk about otherwise, it might get boring, I accept that.

The stories are feasible but Thailand can be very beautiful and a rather “normal” place too.

What we should learn about this book:

  • Paying attention to the bits where they discuss Thai behaviors and customs.
  • Cross-cultural problems are so true.
  • Marrying a Thai hooker is dangerous stuff, actually marrying a hooker from anywhere else in the world has is weird stuff too.
  • First-time visitors to Thailand should really read this book, true.
  • Concepts like face and money are understood very differently in Thailand, very true.
  • First-time visitors might not understand a lot of parts in this book but that’s fine.
  • The book is based on the Thailand of 20 years ago but nowadays is about the same.
  • The guys who wire money to bar girl prostitutes from around the world are dumb and cucks?, In my opinion, yes, big time. But different people have a different ways of doing things, and of course, different bank accounts.